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Don't Honk At Me, My Dad Is Dead Bumper Sticker
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Fuck Around, Find Out Garden Flag
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As If You Could Outrun Me Pet ID Tag
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Who We Are
Rebellion
with a
Conscience.
Lavender & Rage started in 2020 as a coping mechanism and turned into something we didn’t plan for.
We’re a woman-owned alternative lifestyle brand built at folding tables and vendor tents in Columbia, SC. Every product sits inside a bigger ecosystem: mutual aid, community, and the belief that you can run a business with your values intact.
Our Story →
More Than a Shop
Community
Fund +
Mutual Aid.
Every purchase contributes to something bigger than the transaction.
A portion of what we make goes into a community fund that supports local mutual aid, emergency needs, and organizations doing real work in the Midlands. Because rebellion without responsibility is just noise.
How It Works
Every purchase contributes.
A portion of every sale flows into the fund. You shop, the community benefits.
Current Focus
Local orgs doing real work.
Palmetto State Abortion Fund, Midlands SC Defensa, ACLU of South Carolina.
Want to Give Directly?
Venmo @lavenderandrage
100% goes to the fund. No overhead, no middleman.
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Don't Tread On Me Tote Bag
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Credit Score Hotter Than My Ex Credit Card Skin
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Big Fan Of Human Rights Distressed Dad Hat
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All Men Are Cremated Equal Tote Bag
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Bitches Are People Too Tote Bag
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Baddie On A Budget Credit Card Skin
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I Support A Man's Right To Shut The Fuck Up Distressed Dad Hat
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Gay The Pray Away Tote Bag
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From the Zine
The
Dispatch.
A monthly digital zine. Market recaps, essays, opinions, vendor guides, and whatever else is on our minds.
Read the Dispatch →Latest Issue
Vol. 1
March 2026
The Dispatch: Volume 1
Spring intentions, what we’re listening to, market season is back, and more.
Previous Issue
Vol. 0.5
February 2026
The Dispatch: Volume 0.5
The pre-launch issue. Finding our footing and figuring out what this thing is supposed to be.
Where It Started
Vol. 0
January 2026
The Dispatch: Volume 0
The origin issue. Before we had a name for it, before we knew what we were doing.
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