Level up your holiday chaos with this Festive & Feral greeting card 12-pack — a set of unapologetically rude, vintage-Santa cards for the people who prefer their Christmas with a little profanity and a lot of personality.
Each pack includes 12 cards total (2 of each design), all blank inside so you can write whatever unhinged message your heart desires. Perfect for friendmas, coworkers who “get it,” market customers, and anyone sick of boring Hallmark energy.
Designs included (2 of each): • “i saw that. you nasty.” • “santa doesn’t care if you’re a slut.” • “santa knows you’ve been a bitch.” • “you ain’t gettin’ shit.” • “festive & feral” • “nothing for you, whore.”
Product Details: • 12 cards total | 6 designs | 2 each • Blank inside • Smooth bright white cardstock • Includes envelopes • Small Lavender & Rage logo on back • Printed in-house • Perfect for gifting, roasting, or starting family drama
Note: Colors may vary slightly depending on your screen (technology likes to lie).
If your holiday spirit is unhinged but heartfelt, this is your card set.
