Some candles are for relaxation. This one is reserved for the occasion.

Light Me When He’s Dead is a darkly funny soy candle for anyone patiently awaiting some very specific breaking news. Display it in a reading nook, save it for a future celebration or give it to the politically exhausted friend with an appropriately questionable sense of humor.

Choose your scent - Vanilla Bean: Rich vanilla bean with tonka bean and whipped cocoa - Comfort Spice: Brown sugar, cinnamon, lemon, vanilla and praline - Sea Breeze: Citrus, lavender, cedarwood, jasmine, patchouli, rosemary and oakmoss - Honeysuckle: Bergamot, golden honeysuckle, jasmine and sandalwood - Eucalyptus Lavender Herb: Eucalyptus and lavender with earthy undertones - Spiced Pumpkin Ginger: Spiced pumpkin, fresh ginger and warm fall spices - Fresh Balsam: Balsam, eucalyptus, fir branches and cedarwood - Pink Grapefruit: Sweet grapefruit balanced with citron - Unscented: Natural candlelight without added fragrance

Candle details - One size: 9 oz total with approximately 7.5 oz of wax - Approximately 50–60 hours of burn time - 3.5 inches tall × 2.91 inches in diameter - Hand-poured 100% natural soy wax made from USA-farmed soybeans - 100% cotton eco wick - Reusable clear glass vessel with a black lid - Permanent printed label - All fragrances have the same natural wax color - Free from lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes and phthalates - Blank candle sourced from the USA - Meets ASTM standards - Designed by Lavender & Rage and made to order by a production partner Always burn within sight. Keep away from children, pets and flammable objects. Please note: This product is political satire and dark humor. Each candle is made to order, so minor differences in label placement and color may occur. Candles may ship separately from other Lavender & Rage products.