We're not judging. We're just saying what everyone at the dog park already knows. Your dog would sell you out for a cube of cheddar and not even feel bad about it. This black glitter-print bandana puts that energy on full display. Bold white text, zero shame, maximum accuracy. Clip it on and let the world know where your pet's loyalties really lie — and it's not with you, it's with the charcuterie board. Great for the food-obsessed dog who loses all dignity around snacks, and the owner who respects the honesty. Details: 100% polyester — strong, durable, and dries fast One-sided all-over print covers the entire front of the bandana Adjustable black strap with plastic buckle clip for a secure, comfortable fit Hemmed edges for long-lasting durability Available in 4 sizes (pre-constructed; size may vary +/- 1" / 2.5 cm) Size Guide: Please measure your pet's neck before ordering to ensure the best fit. Check the size chart in the listing images.