Nobody Likes You When You're 23 Greeting Card

Say it like you mean it. Each Lavender & Rage greeting card is printed on premium cardstock and paired with a matching envelope — because even the boldest message deserves a clean delivery.

Measuring roughly 5x7 inches, these cards are perfect for birthdays, celebrations, or just calling someone out (lovingly). The inside is left blank, giving you space to write whatever fits your mood — sweet, sarcastic, or somewhere in between.

🖤 Details:

Size: Approx. 5x7 inches
Includes: One card + matching envelope
Inside: Blank
Paper: Premium cardstock
Occasion: All-purpose / everyday

Whether you’re sending love, shade, or something in between, these cards are made for people who appreciate wit, honesty, and alternative style.