If You Hit Me, Make Sure You Kill Me Bumper Sticker

Just a little lighthearted vehicular existentialism. The “If You Hit Me Make Sure You Kill Me” bumper sticker is perfect for anxious drivers with a dark sense of humor and zero interest in filing a claim.

Details:
• Weatherproof vinyl
• Matte finish
• Size: approx. 8" x 3"
• Strong adhesive backing
• Made for indoor & outdoor use

Perfect for:
🖤 Mentally unstable icons
🖤 Highway overthinkers
🖤 Anyone who treats sarcasm as a survival skill