Handsome Fucker | Funny Pet ID Tag for Dogs and Cats | Sarcastic Pet Accessory

Too handsome for his own good.

This single-sided pet tag reads “Handsome Fucker” — bold, hilarious, and made for the pet who knows he’s a 10 and acts like it. Whether it’s a smug chihuahua, a smugger tabby, or just a good boy with main character energy, this tag delivers.

Made from waterproof aluminum with a durable gloss finish, it’s lightweight enough for everyday wear but tough enough to survive zoomies, rollovers, and drama.

Printed on waterproof aluminum. Lightweight, durable, and offensively adorable.

Product Features:

🔸 Funny double-sided design
🔸 Lightweight aluminum (1.25" round)
🔸 Scratch-resistant and waterproof
🔸 Includes split ring for collar attachment
🔸 Handmade in Columbia, SC

Why You'll Love It:
✔️ It's bold, it's hilarious, it's undeniably true
✔️ It’s way more fun than anything from PetSmart
✔️ Made to last, no matter how wild your pet gets
✔️ Guaranteed to make strangers laugh

Perfect For:

• Dogs who flirt with the vet

• Cats who knock shit over for fun

• Extra pets with extra confidence

• Gifting to fellow unhinged pet owners