Lost As Fuck | Funny Pet ID Tag for Dogs and Cats | Sarcastic Pet Accessory

For the escape artists and door bolters. The “Help I’m Lost As Fuck” tag is perfect for pets who take off with zero plan, zero fear, and zero chill. If they end up in someone’s yard — at least this tag will speak for them. Loudly.

Details:
• Single-sided aluminum tag
• Lightweight + durable
• Includes keyring for easy attachment
• Size: 1.25" round

Perfect for:
🧭 Wanderers
🧭 Runners with no destination
🧭 Humans who know their dog can’t be trusted off-leash