Fast As Fuck | Funny Pet ID Tag for Dogs and Cats | Sarcastic Pet Accessory

For the runners, zoomers, and dogs that treat every walk like a track meet. The “Fast As Fuck” tag is a perfect fit for pets who bolt, sprint, and leave you yelling their name in the distance. Good luck catching them.

Details:
• Single-sided aluminum tag
• Lightweight + durable
• Includes keyring for easy attachment
• Size: 1.25" round

Perfect for:
⚡ Escape artists
⚡ Zoomie professionals
⚡ Owners with fast dogs and faster reflexes