Cute But I'll Fuck Shit Up | Funny Pet ID Tag for Dogs and Cats | Sarcastic Pet Accessory

They’re adorable. They’re unhinged. They will ruin your life.

This single-sided pet tag reads “Cute But I’ll Fuck Shit Up” — perfect for the sweet-faced menace who knocks over glasses, picks fights at the dog park, or barks at ghosts in the hallway at 3AM.

Printed on durable aluminum with a glossy finish, this tag is waterproof, lightweight, and tough enough for daily chaos. It’s ready to dangle from your pet’s collar like the tiny threat they are.

Product Features:

🔸 Funny double-sided design
🔸 Lightweight aluminum (1.25" round)
🔸 Scratch-resistant and waterproof
🔸 Includes split ring for collar attachment
🔸 Handmade in Columbia, SC

Why You'll Love It:
✔️ It's bold, it's hilarious, it's undeniably true
✔️ It’s way more fun than anything from PetSmart
✔️ Made to last, no matter how wild your pet gets
✔️ Guaranteed to make strangers laugh

Perfect For:

• Cats who destroy everything they touch

• Dogs with main character energy and a little rage

• Gifts for your most chaotic friends' pets

• Pets who need a personality warning