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Cute As Fuck | Funny Pet ID Tag for Dogs and Cats | Sarcastic Pet Accessory

Cute As Fuck | Funny Pet ID Tag for Dogs and Cats | Sarcastic Pet Accessory

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Adorable. Unhinged. Perfect.

This single-sided pet tag reads “Cute As Fuck” — because your pet is cute, knows it, and weaponizes it daily. Whether they’re begging with their eyes while stealing your lunch or posing like they’re the star of a photoshoot, this tag fits the vibe.

Lightweight, waterproof, and made from durable aluminum, it’s ready to hang on any collar and serve looks everywhere from the dog park to your camera roll.

Product Features:

🔸 Funny double-sided design
🔸 Lightweight aluminum (1.25" round)
🔸 Scratch-resistant and waterproof
🔸 Includes split ring for collar attachment
🔸 Handmade in Columbia, SC

Why You'll Love It:
✔️ It's bold, it's hilarious, it's undeniably true
✔️ It’s way more fun than anything from PetSmart
✔️ Made to last, no matter how wild your pet gets
✔️ Guaranteed to make strangers laugh

Perfect For:

  • Instagram-famous pets

  • Dogs and cats with main character energy

  • Gifts for friends who treat their pet better than their ex

  • Pets who serve face and feral

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