All Men Are Cremated Equal Unisex T Shirt

Turn up the heat with this darkly hilarious All Men Are Cremated Equal t-shirt. Featuring a sultry witch riding her broomstick over a skeleton in flames, this retro-inspired design is perfect for spooky season — or year-round for those who live for the macabre.

Product Details:
Fit: Relaxed with dropped shoulders for a laid-back vibe
Fabric: Soft cotton/poly blend for comfort & warmth
Weight: Medium-heavy fabric, cozy for chilly nights
Details: Ribbed cuffs & hem, seamless design to reduce waste
Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, no dry cleaning

Perfect for:
Halloween parties
Horror lovers
Witchy wardrobe staples
Fans of sarcastic, dark humor

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
Non-chlorine bleach only if needed
Tumble dry on low
Iron low heat if necessary
Do not dry clean

Tags:
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