Can't Talk, Doing Bad Dog Shit | Funny Pet ID Tag for Dogs and Cats | Sarcastic Pet Accessory

Zero manners. Zero regrets. 100% chaos.

This single-sided pet tag reads “Can’t Talk, Doing Bad Dog Shit” — and honestly, that’s just the vibe. Whether your pet’s been banned from the groomer, barked at the mailman, or ate your AirPods, this tag says it so you don’t have to.

Waterproof, lightweight, and printed on durable aluminum, it’s made for the four-legged menace who’s too busy raising hell to answer your texts.

Product Features:

🔸 1.25" round aluminum tag
🔸 Single-sided design (blank back)
🔸 Glossy finish, waterproof + scratch-resistant
🔸 Includes split ring for collar attachment
🔸 Handmade in Columbia, SC

Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Screams untrained, in the best way
✔️ Built for bad dogs, spicy cats, and public nuisances
✔️ Hilarious, durable, and totally unique
✔️ Guaranteed to get laughs (and probably judgment)

Perfect For:

• Dogs who are never off-duty

• Cats who knock things off counters on purpose

• Untrained but loved pets

• Pet parents who’ve stopped apologizing