{"product_id":"if-i-wanted-someone-to-ruin-my-day-id-call-my-mom-vinyl-sticker","title":"If I Wanted Someone to Ruin My Day I'd Call My Mom Vinyl Sticker","description":"These kiss-cut vinyl decals bring a playful, cheeky attitude in soft pastel hues — a small, bold statement that nails personality without shouting. The satin finish gives a soft sheen while keeping colors bright and true. Pop one on a laptop, water bottle, skateboard, or window and let the layered pastel lettering and tiny drippy smile grab attention. Made to withstand daily life, they resist water, scratches, and UV fading so the message stays lively for years while still peeling off cleanly when you want a change. Sized with a subtle white kiss-cut border, they read clearly from a distance yet feel hand-applied up close.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Satin finish for a subtle sheen\u003cbr\u003e- Water-, scratch-, and UV-resistant — lasts up to 3 years outdoors\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, high-resolution color reproduction\u003cbr\u003e- Removable adhesive that peels off without residue\u003cbr\u003e- 1\/8\" white kiss-cut border; available in four sizes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean with water and rag. Can be used indoors as well as outdoors with 3 year durability. Apply to any hard smooth surface.\t\t\t\t\t\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"3\" x 4\" \/ Kiss-Cut \/ Satin","offer_id":51463959642433,"sku":"51645725170045147285","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0818\/5915\/0145\/files\/20260310201050-1f11cbd3-bcb1-6a12-8e99-4a8266a89c9b.png?v=1773174876","url":"https:\/\/www.lavenderandrage.com\/products\/if-i-wanted-someone-to-ruin-my-day-id-call-my-mom-vinyl-sticker","provider":"Lavender \u0026 Rage","version":"1.0","type":"link"}