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This matching black pet bandana and collar set features the bold, cheeky phrase \"as if you could outrun me\" in elegant white serif typography, perfect for the dog who knows they're the most powerful creature in any room (or dog park).\nWhether they're dramatically staring you down from across the house or winning every zoomie session, this set captures their whole personality in one look.\n✦ What's Included:\n\nBlack pet collar\nMatching black bandana with white serif text\nCoordinates seamlessly for a put-together, photo-ready look\n\n✦ Why You'll Love It:\n\nSoft, lightweight bandana — comfy for all-day wear\nStriking black + white design that pops in photos\nPerfect for photoshoots, events, or just everyday chaos\nA set that says \"my dog has a whole aesthetic\"\n\n✦ Makes a great gift for dog moms, dark humor lovers, and anyone whose pet thinks they're the apex predator of the household.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":51463869595969,"sku":"10800006032435058389","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":51463869628737,"sku":"22993498146567279726","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":51463869661505,"sku":"86048982727251291890","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0818\/5915\/0145\/files\/15180139756978031096_2048_custom.jpg?v=1773169630"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.lavenderandrage.com\/collections\/for-your-pet.oembed","provider":"Lavender \u0026 Rage","version":"1.0","type":"link"}